Dear People Of Alberta,

How are things in the territories?

Now that Justin Trudeau is Prime Minister it's time that you learn that this country consists of Toronto, Montreal, and some parts of BC (preferably Victoria because there are too many drug addicts in Vancouver).

Currently we in Ontario are debating a plan to pay you 5¢ for every gopher tail you send us.

Keep paying your taxes and we will send you supplies of coffee and, if you own VCRs, video tapes of Rick Mercer's show.

This is an unofficial message on behalf of the Liberal Party of Canada.

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