The Heather Mallick Article Generator


These have inspired me to create a Heather Mallick Article Generator...



This is what it came up with today...

Ecstasy has fallen over Canada as Justin Trudeau ascends the throne. He is heir ostensible; Beaver royalty. I, a simple cheerleader thrusting my pom poms for his cause. Stephen Harper go now. Harper, Hitler, Harper, Hitler. Ezra Levant is deplorable. He is mean. Anon I will smoke a joint and attend mass at a mosque; I could have done the same thing under Harper but now goodness has fallen over the land!
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