#Tommunistmanifesto - Day 2

"Hi. I'm world-renowned actor Donald Sutherland. The classic lines of the new Volvo wagon will get you where you're going and it's backed by the award-winning Volvo safety guarantee. And remember this election vote for that bearded guy who leads the NDP. With the NDP in power we'll overthrow the bourgeois and if I'm not too busy drinking a frappuccino I'll join hands with the people selling me frappuccinos and we'll start a long march toward international socialism!"

"Hi. This is Sarah Polley. After spending the first 12 years of my life tormenting boys I suddenly changed into saying, 'What the hell is wrong with those boys? Are they homophobic idiots1 because they're trying to impress me?' I stayed ahead of the game by joining the NDP. If I can get another acting job I can remain part of the 2% and frown down upon you because you people are so dumb."

1. That stupid bitch Heather Mallick knows what I'm talking about: http://www.ugly-hockey-sweater.com/2015/08/how-heather-mallick-caused-high-school.html

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