Film of Queen Elizabeth practicing the Nazi salute at the age of 7 has surfaced.
Does this mean it's now OK for me to admit I've been writing a screenplay about the moral dilemma raised when a time traveller is sent back to smother Winston Churchill to death as he sleeps as a baby to prevent him from starting WW2?
I showed it to a friend and he was like: "What the hell is wrong with you?"
And I was like, "Everybody would be happy. Israel would now be in Madagascar. Okay, maybe the people who had already lived in Madagascar wouldn't be happy. But they'd have Seinfeld to entertain them."