Why didn't we send Rick Mercer instead to teach the Palestinians to dress up in pink?
If we flood the West Bank with Asian computer science students they wouldn't want to help the black students get into college. So then we could send in South Asians and Turks who like ugly people and feminine guys because they help them fit in better. Many school boards in Canada have already done this. It wouldn't work in the Middle East because everybody there sort of looks the same.
When I was in high school in the 1990s I didn't advertise the fact that my mom is a schizophrenic German. There's no history of mental illness on my mom's side of the family. My dad on the other hand was a New Democrat so he was even more insane than my mom.
My mom was so old that when I was in high school she looked like my grandmother. She was a little girl in Nazi Germany.
Nobody in the 1990s mentioned that that war criminal Winston Churchill had red hair or that many of the Jews that he killed who died of typhus caused by Allied saturation bombing were also ginger.
The German in me knows how to solve the problems in the West Bank. We'll deliver an ultimatum demanding them to dress in pink and stop bullying. If they don't comply there will be a massive blitzkrieg of unimaginable might. And then Storm Troopers dressed in snappy uniforms will arrive and tell the Palestinians exactly what to do. At the end of the day it would be a more moral endeavorer than anything your local school board does.