Breaking: Iranian In Iran Pissed About Naked Canadians!


Just like Google, Ugly Hockey Sweater spiders scour the interwebs. But instead of cataloging the worldwide web what they're really doing is collecting data to prove that Justin Trudeau is a giant fuckface.

But now we found this disturbing blog written from someone who says they're in Iran...

You should try to rewrite your history. When some say: “During Quebec’s Quiet Revolution in the 1960s, education reforms led to assurances of cheap tuition for all in the province”, you should say: “Quebec’s Quiet Revolution and its reforms were stupid. Bill 78 is the best thing and the most modern thing in Quebec history”. You should love brainless and topless protesters, because they can ridicule the whole protesters. You should use prostitutes as protesters, and it not only ridicules the whole protest, but the naive girls and boys follow the professional faggots and prostitutes like sheep, and then you can laugh at all protesters.

In other news...

Since most people who read this blog don't know what I look like, I look exactly like this...


I'm still so drunk from New Year's that I currently believe that's a picture of me taken when I found out that Ezra Levant was getting his own TV show. I immediately got naked and rode around on my bike chanting: "USA! USA!"

PS: Kathy Shaidle...If you're reading this and like the pic call me later. I'm not hitting on you or anything. Late at night we could call each other and make fun of how a certain liberal blogger grew up in Alberta and since the other kids made fun of his unusually large head he fled to Ontario. I'm not saying he's a bad guy or anything but come on! Chasing down a racist girl for resume fraud! She grew up in Montreal an Anglophone with an NDP father which is a form of child abuse!!! Anyway call me sometime.

Disclaimer: Ok maybe the pics not of me. Maybe it's a 20-year-old Brian Lilley having that dream he's riding his bike naked but then at the end of the dream he finds out it wasn't even a dream.
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