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"Hitler murdered his 24-year-old niece as result of a bisexual love triangle involving the Nazi leader and his Jewish chauffeur-bodyguard, Emil Maurice..."

"Although a homosexual, Hitler still enjoyed the company of buxom young blonds and brunettes that fit the Nazi mold. Raubal was the daughter of Hitler's half-sister and cook. Nineteen years his junior, she was an unselfconscious extrovert who brightened every room she entered. Hitler seemed to relax when she was around..."

"Hitler's rival was his own bisexual, Jewish chauffeur and bodyguard, Emil Maurice. In December 1927, Hitler prevented his niece from marrying Maurice and fired him..."

Emil Maurice was not Jewish! His great-grandfather had been Jewish. If Maurice was really a real Jew he would have driven Hitler even crazier. Hitler would have gotten into the car and Maurice would have started with: "Did you ever notice a lot of butlers are named Jeeves? I think when you name a baby Jeeves; you've pretty much mapped out his future. And what I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders. Also looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away..."
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