Coles Notes On Justin Trudeau's New Book

Before Justin's epic new tome hits bookstores here is the condensed version:

I was a shy, awkward child. Growing up not knowing who your father is can be confusing. Was it Fidel, Andy, or Mick? When I was 15 I was having a beer with Maggie T. and she told me it was Pierre. At first I laughed and laughed and laughed. I said: "No seriously: It was really Andy Warhol, right?" But she insisted. Entering adulthood a beautiful metamorphosis took place and I transformed into the most awe-inspiring majestic butterfly of Canadian politics. And that it is why I am now your beloved Prime Minister.

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