Olivia Chow Needs Help

Olivia Chow entered the Toronto mayoral race hoping to change Toronto. But now she trails both Rob Ford and John Tory in the polls. What went wrong?

The problem is changing demographics: There are no longer enough white liberals in downtown Toronto to ensure Chow an easy victory.

Something needs to be done. There is just under two months until voting so we need to move quickly. I propose airlifting thousands of people out of the Ukraine and Russia, teaching them how to speak English and to drive a road bike while eating a granola bar, give them citizenship and dump them all in downtown TO.

It might seem drastic but it is the only option that I can think of to put Chow in the lead.
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