Vote Rob Ford!

His Greatness Rob Ford was heckled today at Canada Day ceremonies.

But I'm glad that he's back.

We need Ford as our mayor to balance off the crushing might of the Wynne majority government.

Either the GTA will get so big that it will eventually swallow up Peterborough or it'll seperate from Canada and become a city state with Olivia Chow as emperor.

But let's live in the moment: Whether Rob Ford is completely inebriated or if he's on the wagon I think it's very unlikely that he'll throw mountains of cash at orange helicopters or invisible power plants.

Vote Ford!

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