Muslim and unemployable?
If you're a poor schizoid from Pakistan who resides in America, consider working for Obama.
If you think Osama Bin Laden had some good ideas and ISIS, with their cool music and beheadings are all right, you're just what the FBI is looking for!
They'll fill your mind with some crazy plan and pretend to help you in your conquest for Islam to take over the world. After all the excitement you'll have a lot of publicity and a retirement plan set up for you in a federal penitentiary.