Gay Fascism

I'm not a fascist!

It's not my problem that as soon as grade eleven hit high school consisted of spending hours and hours of learning about how we have to diversify the population to prevent the ghost of Hitler from taking over the country.

I am going to Gay Pride this year.

I often said to myself that if I want to hang around with white people I should turn gay and head to Church Street.

I'm going to tell gay men things like the time I was in university and a lesbian feminist professor told a lecture hall full of mostly women that white people aren't even a real race.

The girls weren't paying attention as many of them were trying to figure out whether Leonardo DiCaprio was bisexual.

All of this leads me to predict that if the Conservatives run John Baird in Toronto Centre they'll finally win it.
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