Die Christians, Die!

While countries like Canada are getting rid of Christians through attrition, other places are taking a more active approach.

Things are looking up for North Korean fat boy Kim Jong-Un. The only name on the ballot in recent elections, he won a stunning 99% of the vote. He's even more popular than Justin Trudeau is in downtown Toronto. And because of food shortages he also retains the prestigious title of fattest man in the DPRK.

Since the country is governed by the proletariat, Kim can get away with anything that he wants. As America remains transfixed on how Demi Lovato dyed her hair pink, the supreme leader has ordered the deaths of 33 people because they showed an interest in Christianity.

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