Kuwait: We Can Tell If You're Gay Or Not!


Scientific breakthroughs in the Gulf States have given way to medical tests which will be able to detect homosexuals. Yousouf Mindkar of the Kuwait health ministry said under the new proposals, officials will begin to conduct the tests on foreigners when they try to enter the country. Homosexuality is banned in the region and severely frowned upon in Islam.

While the idea of 'Gaydar' is nothing new the technology for it in the Gulf must be far more advanced than previously thought. One can only imagine what sophisticated techniques they will use to gauge who is gay. Maybe they'll put this man next to a suspected gay on the plane...


He'll ask a series of complicated questions in order to detect gayness. For example, he might say: "Have you ever watched American show, 'Baywatch?' Why?"

If your answer is that you like, 'Baywatch,' because you think David Hasselhoff is an excellent actor, than there is little doubt that you are a gay.


Another way that they could test visitors is by putting this picture of a Taliban pretty boy in the inflight magazine...


If men viewing this are even slightly aroused then they are gayer than Elton John at a gay pride parade in San Francisco when he's feeling especially gay.

Finally, the art of seduction is another way to test any traveler. And, on a trip to the Middle East, who can resist the allure of Arab women? Check out these babes...


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