Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Days Are Numbered!

Ahmadinejad's statements at the UN are so erratic that it's suspected that after Canadians have walked out in protest of his views on annihilating Israel, other dignitaries switch off their translators and listen to static on their headphones as he rants about how there are no gays in his country and about his dream of becoming Iran's first astronaut.

Now he's even come out in support of Jesus Christ! Greeting the widow of Hugo Chavez, he hugged her and said that Hugo will rise again like Jesus:

Update: Scientist now believe that it's impossible for South American dictators to rise from the dead as if they were Jesus. Also, theologians are now pointing out that Ahmadinejad worships some other guy.
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