NASA Suspects Stephen Harper Is The AntiChrist!

After years of punching holes in the atmosphere with toxin spewing billion dollar rockets, NASA has gone all environmentalist. They're so green now that they no longer pollute the air over Cape Canaveral. That's because the space shuttle program has moved to Russia...

Artist's depiction of America's current space program.

From their offices (probably now located in Sverdlovsk), they have been coming up with scientific studies showing that Canada will be the epicenter of climate change. Logically, ever since Stephen Harper won a majority government, walked out on Kyoto, and now supports ethical oil, Armageddon will begin in Alberta.

If, 'The Omen,' trilogy were real Damian wouldn't die in the end: He'd become Prime Minister of Canada.

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