Leonardo DiCaprio Joins Forces With Daryl Hannah To Bash Canada!


Protests over the Keystone XL Pipeline have caused celebrity leftists to come together and ridicule Canada as they'd prefer to get their oil from the Middle East.

On August 31rst DiCaprio Tweeted: Fact: The #KeystoneXL has sprung 12 leaks in less than a year of service.

While it is true that the first Keystone Pipeline has had twelve leaks, this should only put pressure on the government and TransCanada not to hurry the project: Especially when it is being scrutinized by radical celebs like DiCaprio.

Here are some facts about the pipeline I've been Tweeting...

Fact: Bigfoot sighted but then killed by Keystone XL Pipeline.

Fact: Oktoberfest cancelled in Kitchener, Ontario because people are already high from the fumes off of the Keystone XL Pipeline.

Fact: Homeless people now even more homeless because of the Keystone XL Pipeline.

Fact: Entire province of Saskatchewan now underwater because of the Keystone XL Pipeline.

Fact: 17 polar bears die as the Keystone XL Pipeline leaks oil all over the streets of Toronto.

Fact: The Keystone XL Pipeline has caused all penguins to migrate to Bermuda.

Fact: The Keystone XL Pipeline is wanted for a triple homicide in Moncton, New Brunswick.


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