An Impassioned Plea for National Unity!


While everybody knows that one of the parties running in this election is the separatist Bloc Quebecois, many people don't know that western Canada has its own movement to create an independent state...

People of Canada:

This great nation shouldn't be about language barriers or who votes for what party. It's not a country that's only about hockey and maple syrup. At the end of the day it's not just the peace keeping or our industry on the world stage. All Canadians should rise up and embrace those who live in different regions. And it may be true that some provinces feel like they are being taken advantage of. There's one particular province in western Canada that may put a whole lot into confederation and still thinks that they don't get anything in return. For that reason we all have to explain to Quebeckers that if you do one day separate, do you have any idea how expensive your next spliff is going to be? The next time your in Quebec City, Chicoutimi, or Sherbrooke, and you duck into an ally to lite up, keep in mind that what your probably smoking is prime B.C. bud. If this country fragments do you understand how difficult it's going to be to get the stuff through one or maybe even two international borders? People of Quebec need to tell themselves that their Canada includes British Columbia and all of B.C.'s underground growers.

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