Next Canada may be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge from some guy in a bar in Queens.

Thinking that they'd save on money, Canada bought a second hand table from the U.S. to hold the G20 meeting. It cost $97,000.

Now the feds can't give the thing away. It seats 66 and is 16.5 meters wide.

Maybe on garbage day we could throw it on the curb infront of Minnesota and then act like we didn't leave it there.
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