Once Canadian, the magnetic polar north is slowly moving to Russia. Some people believe that the erratic behaviour of the

magnetic north will have disastrous and apocalyptic results on the world as we know it, leading up to the year 2012. Afterall, the earth is protected from the solar winds by the magnetosphere.

What these people don't understand is Y2K. The world already ended in the year 2000 when malfunctioning toaster ovens and calculators banded together and overthrew the government, enslaving mankind. Keanu Reeves came and tried to save you people but, you were so out of it that you mistook him for a B-movie trilogy.

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