Wednesday, October 29, 2014

And I wrote a letter to the CBC months ago warning them that, 'Jian Gomeshi' isn't an Italian name and his complexion is a little bit too dark but they didn't listen to me. Now this happens...


And later on, 'As It Happens,' we talk with a man who claims to have been sexually harrassed by Wendey Mesley.

Monday, October 27, 2014

The CBC Is Hiring


There has been a recent job opening at the CBC. Now that there are more South Asians in Ontario than Aboriginals they are looking for another East Indian or Pakistani that looks like a white guy with a dark complexion. Apply here.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Recent Canadian Inventions


Everybody in America probably already knows that Canada invented hockey, baseball, basketball, and insulin. Also penicillin. Plus the Avro Arrow.

But what are some more recent Canadian inventions? Here's a look at a few...

The HTT Plethore Supercar





The RIM Passport





And Suing People Through Twitter Over What They Said About You On Twitter To Stiffle Political Discourse


Welcome To Wolfer.ca


I now own the domain name 'wolfer.ca' which is the coolest domain name in all of Canada.


I'd be willing to sell it for $1 million dollars.

I desperately need the money as I'd like to rent a banquent hall and hire Justin Trudeau as the guest speaker. Then, instead of there being an audience, it would just be me with a pie which I'll throw in his face.

It would be money well spent.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Canada Makes A New Enemy: Geraldo Rivera


As Canadians ask: 'Who is Geraldo Rivera? Wasn't he Phil Donahue in the 1980s?' whoever he is has taken to Facebook to warn: “We should get over our obsession with penetrations by undocumented immigrants of the Mexican border and focus on the real threat from the Great White North. The danger is from Canada-based terrorists, not from Juan and Maria who just want to wash dishes, mow lawns, baby sit or work in the fields to make a better life for their children."

Only time will tell whether our Muslim terrorists are worse than America's Muslim terrorists. As the US becomes a Hispanic country and Canada becomes an East Indian/Asian country, we will soon find that we have less and less in common. I think it's called, 'White Privilege' or something.


Travel Advice Re: Human Brains


If you're still looking for human brains this Halloween, you might want to try Pakistan while the getting is still good. While blasphemy is punishable by death, that country is now thinking about making cannibalism illegal as two brothers have developed a taste for human curry.


Wednesday, October 22, 2014

White and unemployed?


Find life meaningless?

Join the winning team!

You've heard of an awful religion on the news, learned about it in school, met all of those weird guys with dark complexions who are adherents of it.

Did you ever see scarey men speaking gibberish and waving bloody knives on Youtube and say to yourself, "I could do that, too?"

While Nazis and Communists tried to hide atrocities, ISIS is proud of being evil. They even have a terrifying black flag.

Act now: You can sign up on Twitter.

ISIS Comes To Canada


Ottawa has changed since Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau use to take long walks in the snow thinking up new ways to screw with Alberta. It's a lot different now from when, just a few years ago, Prime Minister Paul Martin would leave the House of Commons from the front door and go buy himself a pack of smokes.

It's called the Islamification of Canada.