Wednesday, October 22, 2014

White and unemployed?

Find life meaningless?

Join the winning team!

You've heard of an awful religion on the news, learned about it in school, met all of those weird guys with dark complexions who are adherents of it.

Did you ever see scarey men speaking gibberish and waving bloody knives on Youtube and say to yourself, "I could do that too?"

While Nazis and Communists tried to hide atrocities, ISIS is proud of being evil. They even have a terrifying black flag.

Act now: You can sign up on Twitter.

ISIS Comes To Canada

Ottawa has changed since Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau use to take long walks in the snow thinking up new ways to screw with Alberta. It's a lot different now from when, just a few years ago, Prime Minister Paul Martin would leave the House of Commons from the front door and go buy himself a pack of smokes.

It's called the Islamification of Canada.

White People Worse Than ISIS!

Bill Oddie, who starred in a British sitcom on the 1970s, was recently interviewed by the BBC for his views on immigration. He suggested that the British are a terrible race who should have less children to make room for more newcomers.

Meanwhile Matt Colwell, a rapper from Australia, says he identifies that country's flag with racism as men walk around with, "their tops off. They’re getting on the drink, they’ve got an Australian flag wrapped around their neck. I’ve seen it so many times. They just started yelling at taxi drivers, ‘Get out of our country, this is not your country."

In other news...

ISIS Beheads Man With Down Syndrome

ISIS Sells Women

ISIS Beheads Baby

ISIS's Christian Genocide

Monday, October 20, 2014

Travel Warning:

If your looking for human brains this Halloween take travelling to Uganda off your list. Their government is cracking down on cannibalism.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Obama is reportedly dressing up as a skeleton wearing a black cloak and carrying a scythe as the theme to this year's White House Halloween party will be, 'Plague and Pestilence.'

Coles Notes On Justin Trudeau's New Book

Before Justin's epic new tome hits bookstores here is the condensed version:

I was a shy, awkward child. Growing up not knowing who your father is can be confusing. Was it Fidel, Andy, or Mick? When I was 15 I was having a beer with Maggie T. and she told me it was Pierre. At first I laughed and laughed and laughed. I said: "No seriously: It was really Andy Warhol, right?" But she insisted. Entering adulthood a beautiful metamorphosis took place and I transformed into the most awe-inspiring majestic butterfly of Canadian politics. And that it is why I am now your beloved Prime Minister.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Justin Trudeau has suddenly aged 5 years after hearing speculation that some Canadians don't like him...

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Gay Positive

As society got more gay positive as soon as Ron Paul retired, I could finally come out of the closet! It's awesome. If you were gay or said anything gay in the 1990s people would think that you were gay.

The gay community took a severe hit because of Aids. Which meant that when I was in high school in the 1990s there wasn't a single person who was openly gay.

But now I can come out of the closet and tell people that I knew this skinny boyish guy. He had blond hair dark eyes and eyebrows the same colour.

He was on my highschool's football team. I didn't think anything of it at the time because they used him as a kicker.

By second year university I met him and he hated black people.

He won a scholarship to play football at one of those southern American schools where the state governor said to a black-majority school affirmitive action goes both ways.

He dropped out.

Sitting in class with Asians turned some people into massive egotists.

Ontario: Our football players are smaller and smoother than yours, America.